I want to be an Olympic Gold Medal Sprinter..

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Permalink Reply by nathan mccreery on December 28, 2011 at 9:24am

Well, Pappa, the answer is obvious.  What you bought is probably f-4 shorts.  If you had simply thought ahead and bought f-2.8 shorts you would be twice as fast.  It's astonishing to me that no one thought about that yet.  The other thing my friend "Missy Mwac", on Facebook, told me about cameras is that if you're having trouble with your camera, for instance, simply set it on "P", that stands for professional so I would look on the shoes to see if there's an "F" setting for fast.  Clearly, all you need is more stuff.

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Permalink Reply by Glenn P on December 28, 2011 at 9:36am

Papa I would suggest to cut down your losses and just take your shoes and accessories to Pawnstar. Just try to recover some of your investment.

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Permalink Reply by Dora Williams on December 28, 2011 at 2:15pm

LOL!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Papa Rotzzi on December 28, 2011 at 2:25pm

Clicker just showed me the Digital Adidas! I bet they will make me go faster!

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Permalink Reply by Daniel Leis on December 28, 2011 at 3:27pm

So, am I to understand in your line of thought Nathan, that if he were to purchase f1.4 shorts he'd be even better off and his legs would be moving so fast they would simply be a bokeh...uh I mean blur?  

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Permalink Reply by nathan mccreery on December 28, 2011 at 7:09pm

That's very possible, although at some point he will reach the limit of human speed which will keep him from breaking the sound barrier, but not limit the breaking of wind.  As to "bokeh", just limit it to a dozen roses at the finish line.

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Permalink Reply by Papa Rotzzi on December 28, 2011 at 8:56pm

I would be able to travel at the speed of smell!!

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Permalink Reply by CameraClicker on December 28, 2011 at 2:13pm

I did some research and I think I see your problem...  You bought those old analogue Air Jordan shoes....   You should have bought the new computerized shoes.  You can check them out here:  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7643818/ns/health-fitness/t/first-compu...

I bet they could double your speed!

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Permalink Reply by Papa Rotzzi on December 28, 2011 at 2:23pm

Those are AWESOME!! I can smell Olympic gold!

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Permalink Reply by nathan mccreery on December 28, 2011 at 7:11pm

Maybe they could be re-programmed to multiply the force exerted by the legs in a forward movement.  I don't know if it's Mac or PC though.

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Permalink Reply by Jalexa Photography on December 30, 2011 at 5:10am

Oh my! :-)

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Permalink Reply by Dora Williams on December 30, 2011 at 11:49am

This conversation has been quite entertaining!! In your face and yet oh so discreet! Love it.

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